骂人不带脏字的英文句子(骂人不带脏字的英文句子搞笑)

 骂人不带脏字的英文句子一：

1、姑娘，你的床总是人来人往，那么繁忙。
1, girl, your bed is always people are hurrying to and fro., so busy.
2、什么都在涨价，就是人越来越贱。
2, the prices of everything, is more and more cheap.
3、 知道你过得不好，我就安心了。
3, knowing that you are not happy, I feel at ease.
4、能认识自己是个什么东西，都是好样的。
4, to know what things, are good.
5、像你这种人在连续剧里,最多只能活2集!
5, do you like this one in the series, most can only live 2 sets!
6、肮脏他娘哭肮脏——肮脏死了。
6 his mother cry, dirty dirty dirty — dead.
7、有大哥有二弟-你算老几?(小三)
7, big brother has two younger brother – who are you? (mistress)
8、我不是草船，你的贱用不着总往我这儿乱发!
8, I am not the grass, you mean don't always go to my here hair!
9、我画了一个棺材，里面躺着你和她。我多么善良,让你们死也在一起。
9, I drew a coffin, lie inside you and she. I kind-hearted, let you die together.
10、当我看到你，心情比上坟还要纠结呀!-
10, when I see you, the mood than go to tangle! –
11、我好想请你去体验一下KTV!知道什么是KTV吗?就是K你一顿，再T你一脚，最后我再做个V的手势!
11, I want to ask you to experience the KTV! Know what is KTV? Is K you up, then T your feet, finally I'll do a V gestures!
12、你这样的女孩不能嫁人，就算嫁了也是嫁祸于人。
12, a girl like you can't marry, even if married also shift the blame on others.

    骂人不带脏字的英文句子二：

    1.She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.
    她身材维持得很好，大脑维持得更好，跟刚出生时没有区别。
    2.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
    快，加油，勇敢地向大家展示你所有的知识，10秒应该够了。
    3.Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
    一般人活到老学到老，你只做到了前半部分。
    4.Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    (只可意会不可言传，用小星星的原曲唱了出来…………)
    5.I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
    其实我并不恨你，但是如果你着火了，我手里有水的话，我一定先干为敬。
    6.We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
    我们对你的短处没意见，我们就是希望你不要和我们处得太长。
    7.We heard that when you ra away from home your folks sent you a note saying,"Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
    听说你离家出走时，你家人给你捎了个信儿：“只要你不回来，我们就原谅你。”
    8.When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
    上帝把智慧洒满人间，就你打了个伞。
    9.Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
    你是想要人们接受最真实的你，还是想要人们喜欢你?
    10.When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to
    work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
    你死了，请让我参加你的葬礼。但我那天可能要先上班，因为妈妈从小教育我，作业写完才能玩儿。
    11.You look like a before picture.
    你看起来像广告模特，前后对照组的左边那张。
    12.You should be the poster child for birth control.
    你应该当海报模特，宣传计划生育。
    13.You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
    你美得像一幅画儿，我们都想找个绳儿把你吊起来。
    14.As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
    作为局外人，你对人类有啥想法?
    15.If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
    如果我要寻死，我就爬上你的自恃清高，跳入你的智商。
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    16.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
    你的出生证明，是杜蕾斯寄给你父母的一封道歉信。
    17.Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
    你买点儿化妆品吧，吃了，增加一些内在美。
    18.You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
    一个鲜活的你，证明自然演化可以逆向进行。
    19.Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    每次靠近你，我都特别特别渴望孤独。
    20.I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
    在动物园待了一整天，睹物思人，看见什么都想起你。
    21.I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
    想问问你几岁啊，不过估计你也算不过来。
    22.You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
    你太丑了，你去鬼屋，别人问你愿不愿意马上换衣服上班。
    23.God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers,
    God made lakes, God made you…well we all make mistakes.